====== Spilling the Beans ======
**Session Date**: 03/14/2026 \\
**Game Master**: Rachel

===== Player Characters =====

  * **Baila**, Eladrin Bard (Tara)
  * **[[caiel|Franc]]** Teifling Warlock (Nat)
  * **[[gutboy|Gutboy]]**, Dwarf Barbarian (Tim S)
  * **John Smith**, Human Fighter (Joe)
  * **[[Klast|Klast Ronison]]** Peace Cleric (Jim W)
  * **[[lith_oakenheart|Lith]]**, Shadar-Kai Druid (Bridget)


===== Major Plot Points =====
  * The Heroes were told that two executives were imminent threats: Bean Counter and Biff Flexor
  * Bean Counter, Head Executive of Accounting, has become even more aggressive in their tactics against Storm of Vengeance. They command the diabolical construct, the Subjugator Mk II on the front lines. They will attack Storm of Vengeance and Fiona [Redacted] could lose the rest of her name, not to mention her life!
  * Biff Flexor, Head Executive of Security has been directly involved in substantial research into the fey-touched dinosaurs present in the Ancient Forest. He has somehow tamed one of the infamous Evocation Rexes from that forest, as well as gaining some rather notable equipment used from other dinosaur parts. Additionally, he has developed a dinosaur plague that he intends to release simultaneously with Bean Counter's attack on us. If he is allowed to do so, it may have a negative impact on the effectiveness of the Heroes' assorted dinosaur companions.
  * Our heroes decided to stock up on TP, download Dinosaur Crossing, and go after Bean Counter
  * They found Bean Counter and the Subjugator MK II and engaged in a harrowing battle
  * Bean Counter flew, played scary music about some chick Daisy riding a tandem bicycle, and attacks like 'I didn't know you could do that' and 'Never send a human to do a machine's job'
  * Franc and Lith prepped the battlefield, Gutboy pounded the crap out of everything, Klast kept everyone alive, John hit with javelins, and Lith and Baila cast lots of spells at it. 
  * Franc got the finishing blow of Bean Counter with a chromatic orb confetti cannon dropping the beat. Bean Counter exploded in a shower of the oldest twinkies ever, rather unsparkly dust, and dried out potion bottles. All of which Gutboy gathered for the food kitchen. Oh, and we also took care of that Subjugator thing.