Siege of the Welmet (Hail and Fuck Off)

Session Date: 03/28/2026
Game Master: Cosimo

• Baila Eladrin College of Dance bard (Tara)
• Gutboy Dwarven Barbarian (Tim S)
• Jack Eladrin Fighter (Declan)
• Klast Ronison Rock-Man Peace Cleric (Jim W)
• Lith Shadar-Kai Druid (Bridget)
• Vicurian Eladrin Bladesinger Wizard (Danny L)

• All your base are belong to us
  • The Empire has attacked the Welmet
• There was some planning to evacuate the Welmet
• They were warned by Vicurean and Jack
  • Vicurean got a note that said, “leave or die”
• Topside said that there was a fleet of ships coming!
• Little nicky and Mr. Blue helped
  • Mr. Blue gave them a cloaking device!
• Went after the flagship of the attacking fleet
• The cloaking device allowed them to sneak onto the ship of Jack's mom
• Cannons
  • Used the cannons against another Empire ship
  • The shooter then committed suicide
• Bridge
  • Attacked the admiral and goons
  • Gutboy and Vicurean and Jack
  • Vicurean slew the admiral; upset about the circumstance of the thing
• Back to the shuttle
• Aurora is now going to kill the Eladrin!
  • Full tilt evil, she's STARTING with the Eladrin!