Academy Anthology: Hail and Well Met

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====== The LOSERS ======

Leprechauns in general were looked down upon by the [[Seelie court]], considered basically low borne fey.  Leprechauns were all viewed with suspicion for crimes of any type as well as minor day to day inconveniences.  It became a sport among Seelie nobles to find elaborate or circuitous logic to blame a leprechaun for something.  The Leprechauns established a resistance against the Seelie Courts' tyranny. They began calling themselves the ‘**Leprechauns Operating Stealthily Endeavoring Rearrangement of the Seelie**’ ([[LOSERS]] for short).  The only members of their band of freedom fighters currently not in prison includes:

  * **Brambletongue** - which is basically a tree dressed as a Leprechaun.  Doesn't move much, rarely talks, but provides a good alibi.  Can be found at the local watering hole (literally a small pond where fey creatures drink the shimmer water).  
  * **Candyland** - an effeminate minotaur with serious ventriloquism and acting skills. Their illusion magic is unparalleled.
  * **Yerbie** - a squat looking dwarven leprechaun who is always looking for a fight.  Quick to anger and ferocious with improvised weapons.  
  * **Ophelia** - a short alluring beardless leprechaun known for her flirtatious attitude and skills as a seamstress. 
  * **Oatie** - a centaur leprechaun with the legs of an ass.  Idealist daydreamer with delusions of grandeur, known for his terrible puns and abysmal dad jokes.  A hopeless romantic he falls in love with anything and everything. Gifted bard, can hold a crowd with his bagpipes.  
  * **Pinch** - slender downtrodden leprechaun that is easily overlooked.  He frequently breaks into places he's not permitted to play pranks, but is never caught.  He's slippery, sneaky, creative, and resourceful.  

The LOSERS had committed several acts of high visibility violence against the filigreed high heeled jackboot of their Seelie oppressors.  They became a thorn in the side of the established order and drew the ire of the court's enforcers.  Most of the LOSERS membership were rounded up and thrown in Seelie imprisonment, including Crowley Twangle ([[jarxis|Jarxis's]] oldest friend). 

Jarxis knows that they are being held in [[Aldjabra]] dungeon for distastefuls and dissidents.