Get Off My Lawn

Session Date: 11/15/2025
Game Master: Declan/Riley

• Bruno, angry cryptid that we do not speak about (Bridget)
• Gutboy, Dwarven Barbarian (Tim S)
• Keeka, Orc Bard (Sheila)
• Klast, Peace Cleric (Jim W)
• Lee, Half-Elf Horizon Walker Ranger (Hal)
• Lith, Shadar-Kai Druid (Bridget)
• Valorion, Dragonborn Fighter (Tim R)

• The Province of Nemedobur - Declan's adventuring province; a group of dangerously unstable and widely unexplored shards
• Luaighear - a shard of ice and ash
• Savai (she/her), Eladrin artificer for the Voyagers. Ran away from the Empire when they tried to make her work on weapons and stuff.
• Jack (she/her), Eladrin Voyager with a huge sword. 730 years old, she was a high ranking officer in the Empire of Blossoms navy before her mom slit her throat for some reason. After that she escaped the Empire to the Voyagers.
• Guinevere Fraoch (she/they), triton founding Voyager
• Caelus (they/them), tiefling founding Voyager

• Meriwether sends Lith's younger brother Bruno to the Welmet to report a problem on Luaighear to Voyager HQ. Bruno deliver's Meriwether's message then gathers a bunch of Lith's friends to go take care of the problem. You know, as you do.
• On arrival they see a ton of demons and undead assaulting the entrance to the cave where the Voyager outpost is located.
• They go around the back way and see Guinevere, Savai, and Jack, landing just as they finish off some more baddies. The Voyagers tell the Homeshard Heroes (and Bruno) taht the demons started coming out of a hole/portal in a lake out front. They want access to the Voidspan gate found on Luaighear Quiet As Snow, where the Voyagers have established an outpost.
• On the way to the Outpost via the back door they are attached by Sahaugin. They defeat the Sahaugin and make it to the outpost.
• There's a chat with Cyric/Caelus, and Cyric agrees to puppet Caelus about and shut the portal in the lake if the Homeshard Heroes hold the hoardes off for a bit.
• Giant battle ensues against squads of demons
  • Marilith and chuuls
  • Gnolls
  • Death Knight and undead
  • Glabrezu and bulezau
• The battle is eventually won. The gate is closed and all are happy, except Caelus who really didn't like being puppeted about and is super tired now.
• Also Steve McSword came out towards the end in his footie pajamas looking pretty haggard, then yelled, “Get off my lawn” and took command of one of the demons.