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-Keeka is an open book.
+Keeka is an open book. She loves Val, is besties with Lith and Baila, and holds a special place in Callie's heart.
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   * Keeka was once a high-level operative of Gamma Co
+  * She once danced so hard that she shattered the floor in a club on the Juice Bar
+  * She once had a train that was running
+  * Her passwords are all password123
+  * She saves all her passwords in Notepad
+  * Keeka's college roommate once made out with Antione Pierre
+  * She once shanked a guy and left him to die in the street for saying bagpipes weren't a real instrument
+  * She frequently drinks so much she literally dies, but her orish toughness allowed her to just stand up, rally, and keep going
+  * Keeka was homeschooled
+  * When she does pushups she doesn't push herself up, but pushes the Salty Swallow down
+  * Keeka once entered a karate tournament after a night of drinking, despite not knowing any karate.  She would have won if she had not lost to chuck norris in the finals
+  * Keeka's descended from a god
+  * Keeka reads the entire email chain every time someone sends an email
+  * She was banned from Ikea for assembling the furniture too quickly, and having no left over pieces
+  * Whenever Keeka reads the voice in keeka's head is gilbert godfrey doing a bad english accent
+  * Keeka's phone is always at 5%
+  * Keeka hired an Etsy witch to cast a spell on Valorian to get him to propose
+  * She stole her red lipstick from Val
+  * She got written up at the Juice Bar for stamping someone's forehead with "error, brain not found"