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Keeka Yaxgash
Keeka is an open book. She loves Val, is besties with Lith and Baila, and holds a special place in Callie's heart.
Rumors
There are many rumors about Keeka that are not necessarily true.
- Keeka was once a high-level operative of Gamma Co
- She once danced so hard that she shattered the floor in a club on the Juice Bar
- She once had a train that was running
- Her passwords are all password123
- She saves all her passwords in Notepad
- Keeka's college roommate once made out with Antione Pierre
- She once shanked a guy and left him to die in the street for saying bagpipes weren't a real instrument
- She frequently drinks so much she literally dies, but her orish toughness allowed her to just stand up, rally, and keep going
- Keeka was homeschooled
- When she does pushups she doesn't push herself up, but pushes the Salty Swallow down
- Keeka once entered a karate tournament after a night of drinking, despite not knowing any karate. She would have won if she had not lost to chuck norris in the finals
- Keeka's descended from a god
- Keeka reads the entire email chain every time someone sends an email
- She was banned from Ikea for assembling the furniture too quickly, and having no left over pieces
- Whenever Keeka reads the voice in keeka's head is gilbert godfrey doing a bad english accent
- Keeka's phone is always at 5%
- Keeka hired an Etsy witch to cast a spell on Valorian to get him to propose
- She stole her red lipstick from Val
- She got written up at the Juice Bar for stamping someone's forehead with “error, brain not found”
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