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Brewed
[Run by @bsPhD, display name Bridget (Lith)]
Brewed is run by Lith's extended family: Dribwillow (she/her) a practical old gnome woman with a stained, patched apron over generic coveralls, and Darien a handsome, energetic young wood elf with a love of crop tops, tight pants, and gossiping with anyone that stops by. Dribwillow is typically in the back managing the plants, ingredients, and herbal stock. Darien is typically up front in the customer services role.
Buying!
Brewed buys foraged ingredients from adventurers and sells potions crafted from those ingredients. We pay competitive prices for ingredients you bring from your adventures! Contact @bsPhD on discord for details or to set up your foraging downtime. You'll earn a minimum of 80 gp for foraging, and most of the time we can get you 100 gp!
How it works:
- Submit a foraging downtime.
- Contact Bridget (Lith) on discord. You can DM me or @ me in the shop channel. We'll have a quick chat on which option you'd like: quick and easy, we at the shop tell you what we need from where and what you'll earn from it. If you agree, you update your purse and we update our stock. If you'd like to maximize your reward with a little roleplay let me know! You can gather an extra ingredient of your choice if you can convice Dribwillow you have the skills or connections to get the job done (this can be short)!
- Rules for foraging: you may visit ONE biome to collect ingredients. In this biomoe you will gather ONE of the following cobminations of ingredients:
- 1 sparse and 7 abundant ingredients
- 2 sparse and 4 abundant ingredients
- 1 meager and 1 abundant ingredient
- You will earn gold based on 1) the rarity of the ingrdient and 2) whether the shop can use your ingredient. Some biomes only have one ingredient we need, others have more. What we send you to gather will vary based on what we have in stock, what people are buying, and whether you're willing to engage in roleplay to argue your case.
- meager = 90 gp / ea
- sparse = 30 gp / ea
- abundant = 10 gp / ea
For Sale!
| Item | Cost (GP) | Description | |||
| Counselor's Rock Candy | 70 | For one hour after you consume this bright rock candy, any creature that attempts to lie to you must make a DC 15 CHA save or tell the truth instead. | |||
| Donut Hole of Prescience | 75 | Roll a D20. You can replace any attack roll, saving throw, or ability check made by you or a creature that you can see with this roll in the next hour. You must choose to do so before the roll, and you can replace a roll in this way only once per turn. | |||
| Flash Recipe | 60 | You may choose a point up to 60 ft away, and all creatures within 15 ft of that point must make a DC 15 CON save or be blinded for 1 minute. | |||
| Healthy Donuts | 140 | You regain 20 hit points when you consume this delicious donut as an action, or 4d4+4 if it is consumed as a bonus action. This donut is made with love, our secret blend of you know…stuff, and then deep fried. Good thing it's magic or your arteries would explode. | |||
| Healthy Donuts with Sprinkles | 440 | You regain 40 hit points when you consume this delicious confection as an action, or 8d4 + 8 if it is consumed as a bonus action. Similar to our Healthy donut, but with SPRINKLES! Not for use other than consumption. | |||
| Potion of McSword-ness | 290 | You gain 10 temporary hit points that last for 1 hour. For the same duration, you are under the effect of the bless spell (no concentration required). For some reason, this potion seems to be making finger guns at you. | |||
| Morning Glory | 100 | This herbal tea is brewed successfully with a DC 10 Medicine check. If consumed immediately after a 10-minute brewing, it removes a point of exhaustion. Consuming more than one dose of this tea within 24-hours adds one point of exhaustion. | |||
| Hopium | 80 | These gummy capsules can be consumed as a bonus action to gain advantage on one attack or saving throw in the next minute. | |||
| Too Hot to Trot | 300 | This inhalant can be used as an action (breathe deep) and provides Resistance to fire damage for one minute. | |||
| Powdered Blissroot | 20 | Blissroot, dried and grounded into a fine powder. When the smoke of burning powered blissroot is inhaled, either as incense or smoked like tobacco, it causes mild euphoria in the user. Often used to treat anxiety and PTSD. Sadly illegal in many regions due to how Blissroot extract can be refined into powerful and dangerous narcotics. Those under the effects of Powdered Blissroot have advantage to any Fear or Charm effects for one hour after taking a dose. Warning! This product may not be legal in all locations. Please check the laws of your local jurisdiction before attempting to import. Definitely don't try to refine it into a powerful narcotic that can be really dangerous. | |||
| Mystery Elixir! | 1 | Gonna be honest here. SOMEONE had a bit of an accident in the lab after failing to properly label everything (again), so we're not sure what this does. This can ONLY be taken by the buyer. If given to anyone else, it fails to work. When you drink this elixir, you have ONE of the following conditions for the next hour: your hair changes to a color of your choice, your eyes glow, butterflies flit about you, you smell pleasantly of a scent of your choice (e.g., wood smoke, roses, jelly donuts, we don't judge). HOWEVER, you also contract magic syphilis for an hour (sorry) and also gain one of the following conditions for the next hour: you are convinced you are a newt, you grow hair all over your face, you gain a static charge and give everyone you touch a mild (harmless) shock, you are convinced every male NPC you meet may have been your father, or you smell of old socks. |
Other Crap We Ended Up With!
| Item | Cost (GP) | Description | |||
| +1 weapon | 2,000 | Looking to up your damage? Our shop can often find the weapon you need. Stop by and see if our vendors have one we can order for you. |
At the back of the shop is a black curtain with a prominent sign:
ADULTS ONLY
Now Offering Jelly Donuts!!
On sale in the adults only section (additional items may be available, inquire at the counter)
- jelly donuts! - 1 SP each, 1 GP for a dozen
- Available in a variety of flavors! Now offering cream filled!
- oysters - 1 SP per half dozen
- bananas - 1 CP each
- 16.5 hour energy, now with horny goat weed! - 1 GP
- Mojo Juice, guaranteed1) to put hair on your chest - 1 SP
- chocolate - 1 GP
- cock soup - 1 CP per can
- pineapple juice - 1 SP per can, 1 GP per gallon
- The Steve Special: One of everything, a dozen donuts AND a free sample of the Mystery Elixer! Just 2 GP!
Help Wanted!
Brewed is always looking to employ additional help around the shop. We need folks to help process ingredients, organize stock, run errands, and tidy up.
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Brewed is not responsible for manufacturer guarantees
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