Session Date: 04/11/2026
Game Masters: Rachel and Declan

• Baila, Eladrin College of Dance bard (Tara
• Chartruese Human Artificer (Nat)
• Gutboy Dwarven Barbarian (Tim S)
• Jenga Gnoll Barbarian (Danny F)
• Keeka Orc Bard (Sheila)
• Klarna, Goliath Paladin (Hazel)
• Klast, Twilight Cleric (Jim W)
• Lee, Half-Elf Horizon Walker Ranger (Hal)
• Lith, Shadar-Kai Druid (Bridget)
• Lorril, Wood Elf Beastmaster Ranger (Christina)
• Psithuris, High Elf Druid-ish Multi-Classed (Quinton)
• Slate Warforged Giant Barbarian (Andy H)

• The Jarxis - A clone of the original who is a powerful fixture of Gamma Co
• Xander - He has red hair and would cast spells that would inevitably fail
• Biff Flexor - The Head of Gamma Co Security
• Harmony Selvig - Head executive of Human Resources at Gamma Co
• Chillmuck - Harmony's vampiric thrall

• The Homeshard Heroes made a coordinated assault on
• TheStorm of Vengeance led a frontal attack
• One went to basement and another to the executive suite
  • Climbed a hundred floors of stairs
  • Biff's office
  • Above that was an office for the Jarxis
  • Different stairwells to get there
  • Biff had a modified E-Rex cybernetic dino
• In the basement, there was a giant cube farm
• The cubes rearranged themselves into a maze
  • There were a few fights within the maze
• They found a Project Demiurge research lab door
• Found a mess of non-sentient wiry mess that was beaten to death
  • That allowed the group to actually slay “The Jarxis”
• As Biff was nearly defeated, he screamed for the Jarxis who came down from his office and ruined everyone's day
  • Anti-Magic EMP that took out potion buffs, summoned creatures, and temp magical effects, and spells that were concentrated on
  • Jarxis did something to Gutboy that turned his residences into vulnerabilities
  • E-Rex meteor swarm
  • Prevented all healing from any source and removed temporary hit points
  • Xander teleported Klast to the basement
• In the basement, Chillmuck and Harmony showed up and attacked that party
• Chartreuse held the door against the vampire thralls of Chillmuck
• The party in the executive suite to dispel the Jarxis' aura a few times
  • The last aura was called “Ultimate Dick Move”
• Slate broke Jarxis' jetpack and then the leprechaun's face
• “The Jarxis” was the son of the original, turned to follow Gamma Co
• Under all the armor and tech, this creature was just a lame Leprechaun