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Brewed

[Run by @bsPhD, display name Bridget (Lith)]

Brewed is run by Lith's extended family: Dribwillow (she/her) a practical old gnome woman with a stained, patched apron over generic coveralls, and Darien and a handsome, energetic young wood elf with a love of crop tops, tight pants, and gossiping with anyone that stops by. Dribwillow is typically in the back managing the plants, ingredients, and herbal stock. Darien is typically up front in the customer services role.

Buying!

Brewed buys foraged ingredients from adventurers and sells potions crafted from those ingredients. We pay competitive prices for ingredients you bring from your adventures! Contact @bsPhD on discord for details or to set up your foraging downtime. You'll earn a minimum of 80 gp for foraging!

How it works:

  • Submit a foraging downtime.
  • Contact Bridget (Lith) on discord. You can DM me or @ me in the shop channel. We'll have a quick chat on which option you'd like: quick and easy, we at the shop tell you what we need from where and what you'll earn from it. If you agree, you update your purse and we update our stock. If you'd like to maximize your reward with a little roleplay let me know! You can gather an extra ingredient of your choice if you use a little roleplay (this can be pretty short) and convice Dribwillow you have the skills or connections to get the job done!
  • Rules for foraging: you may visit ONE biome to collect ingredients. In this biomoe you will gather ONE of the following cobminations of ingredients:
    • 1 sparse and 7 abundant ingredients
    • 2 sparse and 4 abundant ingredients
    • 1 meager and 1 abundant ingredient
  • You will earn gold based on 1) the rarity of the ingrdient and 2) whether the shop can use your ingredient. Some biomes only have one ingredient we need, others have more. What we send you to gather will vary based on what we have in stock, what people are buying, and whether you're willing to engage in roleplay to argue your case.
    • meager = 90 gp
    • sparse = 30 gp
    • abundant = 10 gp
    • ingredients we can't use are bought at half price

For Sale!

ItemCost (GP)Description
Morning Glory 100 This herbal tea is brewed successfully with a DC 10 Medicine check. If consumed immediately after a 10-minute brewing, it removes a point of exhaustion. Consuming more than one dose of this tea within 24-hours adds one point of exhaustion.
Hopium80These gummy capsules can be consumed as a bonus action to gain advantage on one attack or saving throw in the next minute.
Too Hot to Trot300This inhalant can be used as an action (breathe deep) and provides Resistance to fire damage for one minute.
Powdered Blissroot20 Blissroot, dried and grounded into a fine powder. When the smoke of burning powered blissroot is inhaled, either as incense or smoked like tobacco, it causes mild euphoria in the user. Often used to treat anxiety and PTSD. Sadly illegal in many regions due to how Blissroot extract can be refined into powerful and dangerous narcotics. Those under the effects of Powdered Blissroot have advantage to any Fear or Charm effects for one hour after taking a dose. Warning! This product may not be legal in all locations. Please check the laws of your local jurisdiction before attempting to import. Definitely don't try to refine it into a powerful narcotic that can be really dangerous.
Mystery Elixir!1Gonna be honest here. SOMEONE had a bit of an accident in the lab after failing to properly label everything (again), so we're not sure what this does. This can ONLY be taken by the buyer. If given to anyone else, it fails to work. When you drink this elixir, you have ONE of the following conditions for the next hour: your hair changes to a color of your choice, your eyes glow, butterflies flit about you, you smell pleasantly of a scent of your choice (e.g., wood smoke, roses, jelly donuts, we don't judge). HOWEVER, you also contract magic syphilis for an hour (sorry) and also gain one of the following conditions for the next hour: you are convinced you are a newt, you grow hair all over your face, you gain a static charge and give everyone you touch a mild (harmless) shock, you are convinced every male NPC you meet may have been your father, or you smell of old socks.

At the back of the shop is a black curtain with a prominent sign:

ADULTS ONLY

Now Offering Jelly Donuts!!

On sale in the adults only section (additional items may be available, inquire at the counter)

  • jelly donuts! - 1 SP each, 1 GP for a dozen
    • Available in a variety of flavors! Now offering cream filled!
  • oysters - 1 SP per half dozen
  • bananas - 1 CP each
  • 16.5 hour energy, now with horny goat weed! - 1 GP
  • Mojo Juice, guaranteed1) to put hair on your chest - 1 SP
  • chocolate - 1 GP
  • cock soup - 1 CP per can
  • pineapple juice - 1 SP per can, 1 GP per gallon

Help Wanted!

Brewed is always looking to employ additional help around the shop. We need folks to help process ingredients, organize stock, run errands, and tidy up.

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Brewed is not responsible for manufacturer guarantees
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