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Keeka Yaxgash

Keeka is an open book.

Rumors

There are many rumors about Keeka that are not necessarily true.

  • Keeka was once a high-level operative of Gamma Co
  • She once danced so hard that she shattered the floor in a club on the Juice Bar
  • She once had a train that was running
  • Her passwords are all password123
  • She saves all her passwords in Notepad
  • Keeka's college roommate once made out with Antione Pierre
  • She once shanked a guy and left him to die in the street for saying bagpipes weren't a real instrument
  • She frequently drinks so much she literally dies, but her orish toughness allowed her to just stand up, rally, and keep going
  • Keeka was homeschooled
  • When she does pushups she doesn't push herself up, but pushes the Salty Swallow down

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