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Keeka Yaxgash

Keeka is an open book.

Rumors

There are many rumors about Keeka that are not necessarily true.

Keeka was once a high-level operative of Gamma Co
She once danced so hard that she shattered the floor in a club on the Juice Bar
She once had a train that was running
Her passwords are all password123
She saves all her passwords in Notepad
Keeka's college roommate once made out with Antione Pierre
She once shanked a guy and left him to die in the street for saying bagpipes weren't a real instrument
She frequently drinks so much she literally dies, but her orish toughness allowed her to just stand up, rally, and keep going
Keeka was homeschooled
When she does pushups she doesn't push herself up, but pushes the Salty Swallow down
Keeka once entered a karate tournament after a night of drinking, despite not knowing any karate. She would have won if she had not lost to chuck norris in the finals
Keeka's descended from a god
Keeka reads the entire email chain every time someone sends an email
She was banned from Ikea for assembling the furniture too quickly, and having no left over pieces
Whenever Keeka reads the voice in keeka's head is gilbert godfrey doing a bad english accent